Crikey! Not only does the comic actually physically exist, but it is actually available from actual real-life shops. Rather than simply knowing the artist, or someone who knows him, or someone who knows someone who knows him, or *and so forth* you can simply pick up a copy at any of the york, leeds, nottingham or derby branches of the comics retail empire that is travelling man.
Yaha! Fetish!
Fresh from the mill!
hot off the press!
The fetishman website!
Stupid bloody punctuation.
Well it’s a start,
derisive swine that y’are.
No seriously, you’re welcome to it,
It’s taken blood, sweat and tears
and what have i got to show for it eh?
Text? Pictures? Fatigue? Tuberculosis (a lie)?
Hmmmm, i wonder if you can market eau de
blood, sweat and tears?
x
And while the website is all shiny and new, not all the bits are worth it. For example, section x, waste of your time. and don’t piss in the lifts.
The comic! AAAH IT BURNS! courtesy of Mr Chebsey and Smallzone.co.uk there is a whole comic of fetishman! (actually the motivation behind this site and everything). More information in the shop
… but then someone suggested to vicky that i should do a livejournal for the comic and as something along those lines was kicking around what passes for my id i figured blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is a replacement-for / continuation-of the “gibber” section from the intro page and shall pass for news. For now you need but know this:
0) fetishman is a comic, and that comic be intended humourous
1) yay verily there is a website
2) … and also there be-est an actual physical manifestation of said comic
3) … but due to slackery and other malfeasance, item (2) is around as tricky to get hold of as well-lubed vibrating “massage toy”.
Now, go and see the fucking comic and let me sleep.
x geof