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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Yer First Mate! sarah_orange
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl) redfetishfreak
Ye’re chief rival be the Dread Pirate phantoms_siren
Ye’ll be pursued by Admiral maco
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident… miss_behave
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures bexylu
Number o’ships ye’ll sink and women ye’ll plunder! 843
Chance ye’ll be hanged… or worse.: 35%
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