{"id":140,"date":"2004-08-25T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fetishman.co.uk\/fmnew\/2004\/08\/25\/a-start-of-sorts\/"},"modified":"2004-08-25T23:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T23:54:00","slug":"a-start-of-sorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/a-start-of-sorts\/","title":{"rendered":"a start of sorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; but then someone suggested to vicky that i should do a livejournal for the comic and as something along those lines was kicking around what passes for my id i figured blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is a replacement-for \/ continuation-of the &#8220;gibber&#8221; section from the intro page and shall pass for news.  For now you need but know this:<br \/>\n0) fetishman is a comic, and that comic be intended humourous<br \/>\n1) yay verily there is a website<br \/>\n2) &#8230; and also there be-est an actual physical manifestation of said comic<br \/>\n3) &#8230; but due to slackery and other malfeasance, item (2) is around as tricky to get hold of as well-lubed vibrating &#8220;massage toy&#8221;.<br \/>\nNow, go and see the fucking comic and let me sleep.<br \/>\nx geof<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; but then someone suggested to vicky that i should do a livejournal for the comic and as something along those lines was kicking around what passes for my id i figured blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/a-start-of-sorts\/\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-geof"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prt4T-2g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}