\nYaha! Fetish!
\nFresh from the mill!
\nhot off the press!
\nThe fetishman website!
\nStupid bloody punctuation.
\nWell it’s a start,
\nderisive swine that y’are.
\nNo seriously, you’re welcome to it,
\nIt’s taken blood, sweat and tears
\nand what have i got to show for it eh?
\nText? Pictures? Fatigue? Tuberculosis (a lie)?
\nHmmmm, i wonder if you can market eau de
\nblood, sweat and tears?
\nx\n<\/p>\n
\nAnd while the website is all shiny and new, not all the bits are worth it. For example, section x, waste of your time. and don’t piss in the lifts.\n<\/p>\n
\nThe comic! AAAH IT BURNS! courtesy of Mr Chebsey and Smallzone.co.uk there is a whole comic of fetishman! (actually the motivation behind this site and everything). More information in the shop<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yaha! Fetish! Fresh from the mill! hot off the press! The fetishman website! Stupid bloody punctuation. Well it’s a start, derisive swine that y’are. No seriously, you’re welcome to it, It’s taken blood, sweat and tears and what have i[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-geof"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prt4T-2h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}