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bwahaha, ’tis <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric<\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
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Why be ye a Pirate?<\/span><\/td>\n
Yer First Mate!<\/span><\/td>\nsarah_orange<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)<\/span><\/td>\nredfetishfreak<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ye’re chief rival be the Dread Pirate<\/span><\/td>\nphantoms_siren<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ye’ll be pursued by Admiral<\/span><\/td>\nmaco<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident…<\/span><\/td>\nmiss_behave<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures<\/span><\/td>\nbexylu<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Number o’ships ye’ll sink and women ye’ll plunder!<\/span><\/td>\n843<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Chance ye’ll be hanged… or worse.: 35%<\/span><\/caption>\n
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