{"id":155,"date":"2004-11-24T13:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fetishman.co.uk\/fmnew\/2004\/11\/24\/ache-so-bad\/"},"modified":"2004-11-24T13:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-24T13:56:00","slug":"ache-so-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/ache-so-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"ache so bad"},"content":{"rendered":"

following the jolly fun that was the fetishman launch (’twas mighty fun, and maco has kindly hosted the pics<\/a> from monday. thanks must go to kay and adrian for their mighty endeavouring) a clam descends upon the world. no really, it feels like i’m trapped under several hundredweight of crustacean. but this is not what you need to know.<\/p>\n

1) booty! – t-shirts exist, and soon the world shall know the name of fetishman, the wonder-dog. no.<\/p>\n

2) there be a changes coming – can you see the picture on the right? it appears most people i speak to can’t, and what with the remote chance of blagging you lot into purchasing t-shirtery it seems about the right time to rejig some of this webshite. not an epic undertaking, but a little more handy for the mollusc-about-town.<\/p>\n

hmmmm.
\nand i seem to be saying hmmmm a lot.
\nx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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