right. teh geof birthday is imminent, and thus pledges of fealty are due for another year.<\/p>\n
flanked as it is by one thousand OTHER birthdays (of little or no significance) i am making the plan both easy and simple and in most parts affordable. thus, to bring bountiful crops for another year you bastards:<\/p>\n
item 1 – the 15th of febr’y (the tuesday after valentines day, no, you have nothing planned)
\nitem 2 – commencing YORK, all other plans are fleeting
\nitem 2 – the BREWERY, after work (for yooo, not work for meeee – i will naturally be terrifying people with displays of my god-like birthday-induced self-belief for most of the day … it happens) apres 5ish but they’ll kick us out by half 7. THIS IS THE IMPORTANT BIT, YOU CAN BUNK OFF THE REST BUT IF YOU MISS THIS I WEEEELLL KEEEELLLL YOOOOO.
\nitem 4 – next JUMBO – me? go to a chinese bufffet? who’d have thought it.
\nitem 5 – next AYCKHORNE? LEEDS? ZIGGIES? all of the above? i don’t care. i am a fickle god and may just decide it all on the fly.<\/p>\n
all pledges of allegiance are welcome, grovelling apologies will be treated with suitable disdain, no the brewery isn’t far from the station, and, as your god, i will be passing judgement on all matters brought before me in a trisha-meets-azrael kind of a way.<\/p>\n
xxx geof<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"