it’s probably the only meme i’ll ever need to fill in so …<\/p>\n
1) When was the last time you ate a pasty?
\ni went through a phase last easter, but the last one i’d guess was probably the “fancy greg’s” (i can’t remember its real name, it’s down by the station) amonth ago<\/p>\n
2) Did the Moomins freak you out as a kid?
\nno. they did seem a bit tedious but then i was used to the hair-raising antics of the flumps and the wombles. hair-raising.<\/p>\n
3) Got any A-Levels?
\nyep<\/p>\n
4) What’s your favourite pub?
\nthe wrens, it won my heart when we were building the club and i love it still<\/p>\n
5) What’s your favourite pub grub?
\nall day breakfast<\/p>\n
6) How about curry, do you like it and what’s your fave?
\nfuck originality: lamb rogan josh.<\/p>\n
7) Which national saint\u2019s days do you celebrate? (e.g.: St Patrick, St George, St Andrew, St David)
\nIf i remember i can be dragged out on st george’s day just because it seems perverse. i may end up drinking on st patricks, but don’t confuse that with soem kind of celebration of christian mythos.<\/p>\n
8) It’s Christmas day; Morecambe and Wise or the Queen\u2019s speech?
\neric and ernie but probably neither – there’s always someone who passionately wants to see the queen’s speech and will shush anyone who dissents.<\/p>\n
9) You are having a dinner guest over: you find out it’s a SUN journalist; what do you do?
\ncry, then optimistically hope they’re some kind of exception, then contemplate the mechanics of actually throwing someone out of my house, then remember i should have put the food on 2 hours previously, then get angry with them that their “being a sun journalist” has wasted time 2 hours of my life in needless contemplation and tell them to fuck off, then feel bad, then remember they’re a sun journalist, then go for a cup of tea round clare and gareth’s until i’ve forgotten all about it<\/p>\n
10) What did you get up to last Guy Fawkes night?
\nwathc shit burn, went round clare and gareth’s for a cup of tea, went and did work or something<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"