{"id":942,"date":"2012-09-20T23:54:22","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T23:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/?p=942"},"modified":"2012-09-20T23:54:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T23:54:22","slug":"who-am-i-which-way-is-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/who-am-i-which-way-is-up\/","title":{"rendered":"WHO AM I? WHICH WAY IS UP?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>Seriously, I get back from from my anniversary with Alex (woo! not meaning to mock those with a poor understanding of &quot;correlation vs cause&quot; but\u00a0before\u00a0the weekend I was on crutches and now I&#039;m not! So yeah, if homeopathy can get NHS\u00a0funding then Alex should be able to make a mint) and it seems that past-Geof basically spent most of his time\u00a0plotting\u00a0against future-Geof. Asshole. Is stall version 5 finished? no. Are the webcomics\u00a0updating\u00a0again? no. Is the next Leeds Steampunk Market poster done? no. Have I even got the\u00a0second\u00a0steampunk\u00a0literary review\u00a0and\u00a0the new mugs onto the webshop yet??!! dagnabbit no. Past-Geof even left the Lincoln stall for me to finish tidying. Damn it that guy deserved crutches! (Hmmmm, maybe the correct explanation for how I partially tore my calf muscle is that my current fury travelled back in time to teach past-Geof the lesson he so richly deserves? Meh, it&#039;s the best explanation I&#039;ve got).<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div>So yeah, while I fly in the face of causation &amp; before I\u00a0successfully\u00a0manage to do those twelve things all at once that I need to do, you can\u00a0find\u00a0me, the new patches, the new tins, the new mugs, the new posters, AND THE TOTALLY AWESOME\u00a0SECOND\u00a0STEAMPUNK LITERARY REVIEW (the least review-y review since reviewing shit began!) at the delightful Alternative &amp; Burlesque Fair in Manchester this saturday! Join me! It&#039;ll be ace! It&#039;s got all that stuff you really like in! And me! (whu? hold on there &#8230;)<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>saturday 22nd september, 11am til 5pm<\/div>\n<div>Manchester\u00a0Alternative &amp;burlesque fair<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thealternativeandburlesquefair.com\/next-manchester-event\">http:\/\/www.thealternativeandburlesquefair.com\/next-manchester-event<\/a> <\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>saturday 6th &amp; sunday 7th october<\/div>\n<div>Leeds Steampunk Market<\/div>\n<div>Leftbank, Leeds<\/div>\n<div>(damn it! the only links are facebook ones! make that 13 things I need to do)<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>xxx<br \/>geof<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>  from <a href=\"http:\/\/doctorgeof.posterous.com\/who-am-i-which-way-is-up\">doctorgeof&#8217;s posterous<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, I get back from from my anniversary with Alex (woo! not meaning to mock those with a poor understanding of &quot;correlation vs cause&quot; but\u00a0before\u00a0the weekend I was on crutches and now I&#039;m not! 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