{"id":962,"date":"2012-12-24T18:19:13","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T18:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/?p=962"},"modified":"2012-12-24T18:19:13","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T18:19:13","slug":"yule-be-aaaargh-cannot-maintain-pun-integrity-hull-collapse-imminent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/yule-be-aaaargh-cannot-maintain-pun-integrity-hull-collapse-imminent\/","title":{"rendered":"Yule be &#8230; aaaargh! cannot maintain pun-integrity! hull collapse imminent!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>Hello!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div>Yes, it has been a while since I molested your faces with pointless wittering (for which I can only apologise excessively and in a way that, whilst not my intention, may sound both\u00a0passive-aggressive and very sarcastic &#8211; &quot;I&#039;m soooooooooooo sorry&quot; &#8211; see? clearly there must be\u00a0some\u00a0kind of maximum quantity of apology anyone\u00a0can deliver before they sound like they don&#039;t\u00a0mean\u00a0it, hmmm, I wonder if it has\u00a0anything\u00a0to do with the number of &#039;o&#039;s\u00a0involved?). Anyway, in truth I actually wanted to be sincere for a second: it&#039;s only a couple of years ago that I once again tried to make this &quot;drawing crap I like&quot; thing my full-time career and I&#039;m still really touched that you guys have helped me continue in this ridiculous dream. Cheers! You&#039;re very lovely people and I just hope I can repay you in\u00a0some\u00a0small way by DRAWING EVEN MORE NONSENSE!<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>Have a very lovely xmas &amp; new year, I&#039;ll see you about with more plans and schemes and nonsense next year!<\/p>\n<div>xxx<\/p>\n<div>geof<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>  from <a href=\"http:\/\/doctorgeof.posterous.com\/yule-be-aaaargh-cannot-maintain-pun-integrity\">doctorgeof&#8217;s posterous<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! Yes, it has been a while since I molested your faces with pointless wittering (for which I can only apologise excessively and in a way that, whilst not my intention, may sound both\u00a0passive-aggressive and very sarcastic &#8211; &quot;I&#039;m soooooooooooo[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/yule-be-aaaargh-cannot-maintain-pun-integrity-hull-collapse-imminent\/\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-geofposterous"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prt4T-fw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":963,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions\/963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fetishman.co.uk\/fm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}