surrealist poetry

by on 2005 November 22 at 11:55 am
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yaaargh! LOVE ME
footage so bad butthole
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
MONKEY ARE BELONG TO summer!

an old friend of mine from suspectpackage.org created this bizarre thing that generates surrealist poetry from the rss feed of your blog, which i’m currently finding highly amusing. For livejournal users you need to enter the rss url which is, for example for this blog:

www.livejournal.com/users/fetishman/data/rss

ps/
ha, this is what i got for sarah_orange:

stuffed! still… know you
mumble mumble a tad TARD
RARR! TARDY TARD
Gosh! so weeeellllll… I

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ALL YOUR MONKEY ARE BELONG TO US!

by on 2005 November 12 at 7:08 pm
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Yes! it’s true! the fetishman shop finally exists! Go! Go now! Hurry up and gorge your materialist urges on the fetishman produce before toby thinks he’d rather have a real job than mail stuff! woo!

(nah, it’ll be there for a while, and new stuff will be forthcoming, but at the very least it’s now possible for you to get the comic – and now i’d better go and get m’ dinner)
x

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butthole …

by on 2005 November 10 at 6:53 pm
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… server’s now been swapped and redirects are in place. woo! well “woo”, in a techy way anyway cos it’s all been shifted and is shiny and so forth …

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8896

by on 2005 November 9 at 2:41 pm
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And just in case anyone has missed it:

there is an insidious move afoot to get “falsifying statistics” listed as one of the top interests on livejournal – come on you slackers, you know what you need to do.

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