Fetishman

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6560121.stm

i shall be wearing black today to mark the passing of an era:
“the era when medical scientists hadn’t quite got round to pointing the finger at bacon and declaring it to be evil”

or TEWMSHQGRTPTFABADIE for brevity

although …

“The researchers also found individuals who consumed cured meats frequently were more likely to be male and of a lower socio-economic status, and to smoke, than those who never consumed cured meats.

They also often had lower intakes of vitamin C, fish, fruits and vegetables, and higher energy intakes.

Yet they concluded these factors were not to blame for the effects on lungs.”