Fetishman

Fetishman is news on the skin two site! woohoo!

The timing is pertinent: later today is the "skin two north" fetish market where I be a-selling comics and art, and then in the evening I'll be doing a reprise of last year's portraiting at the skin two north ball. Finished packing an hour or two ago. The maths of stuff-into-taxis increasingly persuades me that I need a car. Or a truck. Or a steam-powered traction-moped that folds out in to the stall at the press of a button, but then everyone knows that already …

Also, I've been chatting away with a gentlemen I met at the SFX weekender and he reminded me that the Romans did a whole pile of things better. And first. Really, I wish I'd invented the penis wind chime but no, they had to go and do it 2000 years earlier.