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update and uk web & mini comic thing 2007

by geof on 2007 March 18 at 11:06 pm
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okay, just threw another of the old issue 5 panels at the website

also, as a preliminary to “Mr. Newt’s Patented Web Site Re-Designment Expo” i’ve recently tidied up the files on the main server. TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH: some of the web addresses have changed – i mean there’s redirection pages and that but don’t be surprised if you have to twiddle your thumbs whilst it redirects.

UK WEB & MINI COMIX THING 2007

well that was a giggle.
– stuff was sold! always nice for me as it means the journey back is much lighter.
– my sister is very very very pregnant. on being asked to speak to the bump i may have repeated the phrase “i’m your uncle! you’re soooo doooooomed!”. poor mite.
– Mavis succumbed to a bad case of quest-itis and joined the trip to london at the absolute last minute (train left at half 7, Mavis decided over a cup of tea at half 5), shifting merchandise like a god (if the opportunity arises i have to get both Mavis and Will selling comics at the same convention … it would be a comic-retailling massacre … and i think i’m just about willing to risk returning to find that the whole stall has been sold, including the accounts book and my shoes and coat) and later managing, within only 2 hours, to both a) attend slimelight and b) become jaded with slimelight. To cap off his retailling genius he then left a bunch of stock at the london museum of cartoon art! mighty.
– I may have a free trip to london in the offing … some foolish person has asked if i could be interviewed by them about comics and stuff for their masters dissertation. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! never will one interview have had sooooooo many references to porridge i reckon.
– like an equinox of sorts the convention also gathered 2 of the key-est of players in the “why is there a comic called fetishman?” debacle: Jane and Jamie

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I think it was 2000 that my brother got married, and on the train on the way back i got chatting to a friend of his called Jane. Jane told me about her significant other’s extreme reaction to lactose-related products and i averred that this might be a most excellent trait for a superhero. On reflection i realised that some kind of lactose-intolerant sidekick was a better idea, but then the question arose “who would he be a sidekick to?”. Oh yes.

Jamie. Jamie Smart. A man i regard as a friend and a quality gentleman but still occasionally refer to as “that bastard jamie” but only really because i’m jealous: he makes the most excellent comics. Not just that, he makes the most excellent comics that continually refer to tea and cake and talking poo and psychotic cats and teddy bears and black holes and vomit and more tea. The dialogue smacks ever so slightly of morecambe and wise. In short all the things i want to see in a comic.

In early 2003 i found Jamie’s “Bear” and it became apparent to me that whilst i’d been frittering away my life on quantum physics this man had gone out and made comics. good comics. comics the like of which god had only seen. At that point i resolved to make a comic and as such fetishman was born. or at the very least extruded. I promise you now that you will appreciate his work, and on such a note:

http://www.myspace.com/sixtyfootmonkey
http://www.sixtyfootmonkey.com – general stuff
http://www.spaceraoul.com – it’s, like, in the dandy! and ace.
http://www.bohdate.com – t-shirts genetically spliced with comics
http://www.myspace.com/fatchunkcomic – upcoming anthology

EDIT:
also, to prove a point, could anyone who read the bit about jamie being a positive contribution to the world of cartoon art please comment with the words “mmmmmmm shai hulud”

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London Comix Show – This Saturday – 17 March

by geof on 2007 March 14 at 7:01 pm
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Thats the thing

UK Web & Mini Comix Thing

Come and see me vend comics like i’ve never vended comics before.
x

EDIT: ooh! there’s even a brief review, by ms Willie Hewes, that rather tickles my fancy:

“The adventures of a superhero gimp and his sidekick. Not suitable for young or very sensitive people. Pretty funny for the rest of us.”

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the human zoo – found on sm-201.org

by geof on 2007 March 8 at 11:27 pm
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“Several years ago, some asked me, “What does it take to become a really good Master?”

I remember a really good ‘short list’ of traits for being a good dominant.

1. You must clearly display the trappings, postures and gestures of dominance.
2. In moments of active rivalry, you must clearly threaten your subordinates aggressively.
3. In moments of physical challenge, you (or your subordinates) must be able to forcibly overpower your subordinates.
4. If a challenge involves brain rather than brawn, you must be able to outwit your subordinates.
5. You must be able to suppress squabbles between your subordinates.
6. You must reward your immediate subordinates by permitting them to enjoy the benefits of their high ranks.
7. You must protect the weaker members of your group from undue persecution.
8. You must make decisions concerning the social activities of your group.
9. You must reassure your extreme subordinates from time to time.
10. You must take the initiative in repelling the threats or attacks from outside your group.

The above list is from a book, “The Human Zoo” written by Desmond Morris. Morris had studied monkeys and chimpanzee in the wild. His book tries to draw parallels between humans and other animals on the planet.

I think that this list is a really good starting place for anyone who wishes to become a leader.”

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by geof on 2007 March 7 at 9:18 pm
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As i stride the chill streets of leeds i think of a thousand pointless things you may all be interested in knowing. The height of a jackal for example? How curvy is curvilinear space? Why am i incapable of posting 2 images a month at sensible equidistant points in the month? When will i do the next comic (barring extreme circumstances the answer to this is always going to be “end of april and end of october”)? And yet as soon as i get here fwooomf! not a sausage.

anyway:

there’s another one of the issue#5 strips up here

a couple of months back i was asked to submit something to the mighty jamie smart’s new anthology of rubbish fat chunk. Judging by the line up it should be worthy addition to anyone’s bookshelf and i strongly recommend you to find a copy before he breaks your knees … with his bare hands they say … late last saturday i finally got my stuff for it finished and around about 6 o’clock today i started to feel a little less like a jolly plague ship.

x

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by geof on 2007 February 22 at 8:37 pm
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mwahahaha!

1) advert in the current issue of skintwo! and i’m reeet proud of it. so if any of you actually need an excuse to buy a copy then knock yourselves out.

2) 6 month extension to my contract – so that’s me definitely about leeds until the end of november. mighty.

x

EDIT
arse. it turns out that by “6 month extension” the funding people meant they didn’t mind me hanging around but there wouldn’t be any extra cash to employ me. hey ho, so end of may is the only definite in the equation now. bring on the bizarre and random postdoctoral jobs!

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