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by geof on 2007 January 18 at 11:57 am
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ALSO

the middle of february is, of course, that time of year when the whole country celebrates the anniversary of mrs geof’s-mum discharging me from her womb (in a small village just outside norwich, attended not by my dad but an english sheepdog apparently). As such i will, once again, be retaining the back room of the york brewery for the application of booze. The evening of thursday 15th of february (yes, i know, friday would have been easier on you all but a) it was booked and b) the 15th is my ~actual~ birthday). If you think you’re invited you probably are.

EDIT #1:
being a lazy lazy man the details of the plan are almost entirely without noticeable detail:
1) get to brewery about 6pm
2) stay ’til closing (11? 11:30?)

EDIT #2:
yars, the last trains back from york to leeds are:
23:07 23:13 00:33 02:15
all of which take about half an hour. cost of cheap day return is at present £9.10 which works until about 4 in the morning – not actually that cheap, but then the bus runs at pants-o’clock and takes an hour or more.
x

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by geof on 2007 January 18 at 11:55 am
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yoink! new comic

fear not, the irregularity of posting is an issue that i’m hoping to address in the next couple fo months. part of the problem is just me being less of slacker, but in the long run it should become self-updating as part of an overhaul that HRH has offered to assist with.

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by geof on 2007 January 8 at 8:26 pm
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somewhat late i know, but there’s a new comic up on the site now.

strange news – the cafe-gallery that’s hosting the fetishman exhibition at the moment coffee, cake and kink is in legal dispute with its landlord. It’ll mean a lot of upheaval for al and sonja if they have to move so dropping in, perving at the art and saying hello would be a more than welcome break for them. If there can be said to be a bright side, the fetishman exhibition is staying up until all this is resolved, so if you’ve not yet seen it you’re in luck.

on a non-fetishman-related note i’ll be in an upcoming comic-anthology called “fat chunk” devised and organised by the irrepressible jamie smart. you know him, he did “bear” and will soon be known for space raoul in the dandy. in fact, i owe the man an entire post of promotion some time soon …

laters,
x
geof

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poop

by geof on 2006 December 27 at 10:55 pm
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truth be told, i quite like xmas. in the middle of the winter you gather together your loved ones, eat better quality food, drink booze at stupid o’clock, and you get the opportunity to give people stuff they don’t know they want. Case in point, the best of the orange presents: the tank fascinator. take some black gauze and some black feathers. glue the aforementioned together so as to create one of those “tiny hat” things that goth womens like, apparently known as a “fascinator”. and as a centrepiece to said fascinator construct, spray matt black, and attach a tiger I 1:72 scale tank. teh win!!11!!11!!!!

the day itself was spent well enough with tim and jen and brad and james and sarah, bolstered by the presence of carl and heather and ian on boxing day. tim and i perpetrated many a great wurzels classic on the unsuspecting singstar and brad and carl defiled its many grindcore tracks – which came as a surprise to everyone as the singstar disc in question was “best of the 80’s”


‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! Mister orange is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-MISTER-ORANGE!!

sarah informed me that our relationship was over late on boxing day. as such “poop”. i seem to be taking it well. i felt something was awry over the past month or more but figured it was the stress of the nightclub and i’d give her until february-march time before making a fuss. turns out it was something else awry. today’s been a bit blissful as i’ve been doing the classic “oh, so it was because of that” revisionist history bollocks. next stage “wrath”. subsequent stages “finally do my tax return” “apply booze” “spitefully ignore the nightclub” “stop being such a whine-y cunt” “apply coffee and baklava” “do lots of stuff”

so do you get to call me “the artist formerly known as mister orange”? yes. and then i get to rape your tenement and burn down your gran.

exeunt omnes

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joy!

by geof on 2006 December 20 at 5:13 am
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merry seasonal so-forths one and all!

i am, it turns out, terribly terribly chipper at the moment. yay! following on from the birmingham comics convention …

( 2 days in “the custard factory”, ably assisted by the young-but-so-hairy Will. we made enough wongah back to cover the stall cost, which was a delightful bonus. This could well be attributed to the prestigious quantities of biscuits we distributed and Will’s talent for making people buy stuff. much to our surprise we also met many entirely sane and socially capable comics people! and we also found Will a wife (she manages a comic shop). having successfully managed to meet up with tim & jen at scruffy murphy’s i do believe the overal result should be recorded as: fetishman empire(1) rebel alliance (0).)

… and thursday’s excursion to london to “make an appearance” at my art exhibition at coffee cake & kink…

( with too short a notice for me to truly rally the armies of darkness it was a quiet affair, made quieter by my failing to notice that the cafe shuts at 8 and i’d been thinking that 6 or 7 was a good time to arrive. poop. after some leet driving skills from the doesn’t-he-look-a-bit-russian Will i rolled up about half 6 and Will, alone in a car in an unfamiliar-city-that-his-father-had-warned-him-about, surprisingly managed to find parking space and ~not~ get gang-raped to death. i met a couple of charming strangers, one of whom hadn’t been threatened into attending by friends of mine, but generally it was just me and Will and Bob-nah and Kristin and my brother-in-law David, and briefly Carl. Thus food was had, and then booze. and then, according to the ancient rite of “boule-o’clock”, midnight boule was played on shepherd’s bush green. The car journey back from london was a special kind of hell, but on re-examination it has been roundly agreed that it must have all been a bad dream: creative history (1) traffic jams (0))

… i seem to be a strange hybrid of stressed and happy. utterly utterly bizarre.

an xmas-esque cartoon awaits the unwary here!

also, i’ve just signed up for the uk wbe & mini comix thing in london this coming march (17th).

have much mulled wine and joy,
x
geof

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